CITY'S SLICK TALKER PULLS OFF DAZZLING HEIST| JACKPOT!

Well folks, you ain't gonna trust this! Our very own smooth-talking con artist just pulled off a heist so impressive, it's got the whole town stirred up. He/She hit the jewelry store clean, making off with a king's ransom. The police are on the case, but so far, this genius has managed to slip through their grasp. Word on the street is that he/she